I need some advice. I have five girls to decide on. How do I know which one to pick? There’s one who I am totally attracted to, but I just met her. There’s one I have known for years and she’s always flirted with me. There is one who plays it cool, and she would attack if she had the choice. There is another new one I met who is VERY good at text flirting. And, there’s one who Facebook stalked me and got my info through some friends. She seems willing to do anything.
Hmmmmm. Oink much?
If you’re choosing from five women, you don’t have a thorough list of standards you find necessary in a woman, which also means you aren’t ready to settle down with just one. I’m sorry, that was a grown-up sentence. In piggy terms, what I mean is, you’re not ready to pick any of those broads.
But, you asked a question. So, what you do is tell each woman about the other four women. The one that flicks you off, pummels you, and covers your car in Christian Louboutin high-heel marks is the non-bimbo. That’s the one you choose. Thaaaat’s the keeper!
By the way, the advice I just gave you? It won’t work. Don’t try it.
Instead, here is the answer I believe you’re really searching for: Bro, you’ve got five women hitting on you at one time! Why pick just one?