Sarah,
I need some advice. I have five girls to decide on. How do I know which one to pick? There’s one who I am totally attracted to, but I just met her. There’s one I have known for years and she’s always flirted with me. There is one who plays it cool, and she would attack if she had the choice. There is another new one I met who is VERY good at text flirting. And, there’s one who Facebook stalked me and got my info through some friends. She seems willing to do anything.
Hmmmmm, decisions.
Hmmmmm. Oink much?
If you’re choosing from five women, you don’t have a thorough list of standards you find necessary in a woman, which also means you aren’t ready to settle down with just one. I’m sorry, that was a grown-up sentence. In piggy terms, what I mean is, you’re not ready to pick any of those broads.
But, you asked a question. So, what you do is tell each woman about the other four women. The one that flicks you off, pummels you, and covers your car in Christian Louboutin high-heel marks is the non-bimbo. That’s the one you choose. Thaaaat’s the keeper!
By the way, the advice I just gave you? It won’t work. Don’t try it.
Instead, here is the answer I believe you’re really searching for: Bro, you’ve got five women hitting on you at one time! Why pick just one?
About Sarah
Then I get the left overs after the others played them so bad. Ruined their trust of men. Not nice at all.
Ask each one separately if they have a good biscuit recipe, now the trick is not who has the best recipe, but who answers the question the best. but really you are a goon and dont deserve a biscuit and will not be man enough to satisfy the fluffy flour sack anyway.
Neil, you sound just as confused as the guy that wrote this. Mormonism…nice one.
James, you win the award for most perfect response.
John…get an 8 Ball, I understand. Have an orgy, I understand. But both at the same time? Is that really necessary?
Get an 8 ball , And have an Orgy ??
I say… imagine yourself a rocket ship or a unicorn and tell these equally imaginary women that you’ll give them a ride to candy mountain and the one that says yes may just turn into a real woman!!! The two of you can live in your mothers basement and play XBox… and y’all will live happily ever after!… Good night Poindexter..don’t forget to put in your retainer….
what choose the one that shows no respect for your stuff, the non bimbo sexually repressed jealous nutjob sounds like a real great relationship, but I agree tell them about each other, hang out together they may like each other and leave you or they all may be down to convert to mormonism and do the group marrage thing but be prepared to have no you time, but seriously tell them about each other cause every person deserves to know the truth about where they stand. regardless of consequences.
honey just choose ur best friend. who else will be willing to change ur Depends when ur old and disabled.
Choose all! Play around, unless you’re ready to settle!
Very sassy Sarah.
That’s nothing. I was juggling 16 dates once. lol
Oh, so you Oink also? You boys are everywhere!